These broads are the ultimate Femme FAIL-tells.  Comin' atcha from 2006 with chopsticks, its JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE starring Jesse Metcalfe, Brittany Snow, Jenny McCarthy, and Ashanti. (Gesundheit) 
John Tucker is the star Basketball player who dribbles in hoop schemes instead of hoop dreams.  He's been taking his ball to multiple courts, and by courts I mean fine-ass hottie-boom-blotties. A cheerleader, a Tracy Flick, and a vegan chick who've all been simultaneously dumped by JT pool their resources and plan the gruesome demise...of his heart!  They gussy up a new girl and coach her in the rules of Tucker.  They even give her a boob camera. Sadly, the only boobs we see in this are us, the viewers who got "tuckered" into this, on Halloween, no less.  Boo-ha-ha-ha-ha! 
 
Noah tells a tale of sister revenge that would make Quentin Tarrantino wet. Dave reads a very spooky short from his collection called "Heart Rot."
Direct download: JTuckfinal.mp3
Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 1:19pm CST
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