Drawing a blank? Well she DREW BARELY MORE than one when trying to remember her last true kiss. 
Never Been Kissed starring Drew Barrymore, David Arquette and that sexy dude from Alias.

Drew Barrymore is an uptight copy editor with a checkered high school past who yearns to be a reporter.  One day she gets an opportunity to go undercover as a highschool student to write her first article about
how kids these days REALLY live.  Determined to rewrite her past, Drew never expected she'd be copyediting her future, a future with a dashing, yet soulful kindred spirit, who happens to be HER ENGLISH TEACHER!  Don't stand so close to this one, fatties, cuz she's never been kissed and his kiss is on her LIST!

Dave yearns for those glory days when he was a jock who could bully nerds on their own level: through chess.  Noah perfects his sunny surfer girl drawl. Almost.

Direct download: NeverBKedit.m4a
Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 6:53pm CDT

No Dave. 

Noah Mourns the passing of a local legend. 

And he gets drunk and tells the tale of a worst week ever. 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:41am CDT

Get this couple some velcro, cuz they seem to have trouble tying the knot!  The Five Year Engagement, from 2012, stars Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Chris Pratt and Alison Brie. Jason is a chef and Emily is a gal who's practically made-to-order for him!  They get engaged and she gets an offer for post graduate work in Michigan.  They push their wedding date back two years and Jason quits his San Francisco treat of a Sous Chef job to follow her to the Great Lake State.  Only the state of their relationship is not so great, especially when Emily's program gets extended another three years. Chris Pratt and Alison Brie provide some background antics to the foreground glacial erosion of Emily and Jason's relationship.  It's like watching paint dry and somehow feeling emotionally scarred by the whole ordeal...as if you were once felt up by an Uncle Hirshfields and now every day ends with you figuratively painting yourself into an emotional corner. Paging Wilson Phillips, we need to BREAK FREE FROM THE CHAINS!!!

Dave talks about forming his own Dead Poets Society with apathetic culinary students and Noah wonders if a Lane Bryant catalog could've gotten Osama Bin Laden off.

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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 6:37pm CDT

More like 27 messes!  Katherine has been dreaming of her wedding since she was a low-gl. But before this low-gl can become a Heigl who's happily betrothed, she is cursed to walk amongst the pomp and circumstance of matrimony 27 times over, serving many a Lord draped in white and satin. Her sister comes to visit and seduces her only romantic interest, (her boss), out from under her.  They fall hard and fast, asking Heigl to officiate their wedding, which will be in three weeks. Meanwhile a rogue reporter, James Marsden, has taken it upon himself to profit from Heigl's plight.  He's assigned  to cover the impending nuptials, However, his secret expose´ won't be the only thing that's black and white and red all over. All aboard!  Grab your slippers and your cat, this train's headed to Cliche Bay, population LOVELORN.  

Move over Chris Gaines and Sasha Fierce! Dave has his own alter ego named Skittles.  Don't pee on her leg and tell her it's raining, because Judge Judy is on!  Noah reveals his ideal wedding, and it will haunt your dreams.   

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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 5:13pm CDT

Wedding Bells, this film smells, Ashton laid an egg!  Ring in the new Millenium for the Thirteenth time by watching JUST MARRIED starring Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, and the French Alps!  Ashton is a radio traffic announcer and Brittany is just a rich girl who’s gone too far, (but you know it don’t matter anyway), by marrying Kutcher and taking him on the Honeymoon from Hell. These two may be young and blessed with perfect skin (Ashton looks like a Gelfling from Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal), but the gods of matrimony have cursed them eternal postnuptial kerfuffles. Ashton accidentally kills Murphy’s prized puppy and lies about it while Brittany accidentally sleeps with her ex-boyfriend.  Luckily, he’s stalking them as they traverse the French Alps into Venice.  But don’t worry, this movie made a lot of money. It made so much money.  

Dave talks about his New Year’s Eve exposure to secondhand fried food and Noah reveals the most efficient way to become fluent in Old English.  Move over Rosetta Stone!

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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 7:59pm CDT