This is certainly one doodle that can’t be undid.  Remember 2007?   Bush was on his way out and our brains were fried over-easy on a home skillet called Juno, starring Ellen Page, Jason Reitman, Jennifer Garner and the color orange. The story is simple:  Girl meets boy, girl gets preggo, and girl Leggos her baby to some super well-off peeps.  Then girl decides to re-meet boy.  All in a semester’s work, half pint!

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Eddie Money doesn’t want to let you go ‘till you see the light..and we don’t want to let you go ‘till you see this flick.  That’s right folks, they all can’t be stinkers!  Take Me Home Tonight Starring Topher Grace, Anna Faris and Dan Folger.  It’s the late Eighties, mateys, and Topher, who’s a recent graduate of MIT (yeah you know me), is working at Suncoast video, refining his quarter life crisis. He runs into his former highschool crush and accompanies her to a Labor Day party, lying about what he does for a living.  A BMW is stolen, cocaine is consumed, dance offs are had and some P.Y.Ts get busy on a trampoline. Party Hardy, Marty!  

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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 7:24pm CDT
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The Wedding Singer becomes a dead ringer!  In 2011’s Just Go With It, Adam Sandler plays house with Jennifer Aniston in order to woo a swimsuit model.  Oh what a tangled web they weave when they first practice to deceive...if only we could deceive ourselves from ever watching this in the first place.  This is an unintentional horror film about what happens when you decide to leave your wedding ring on when you go get a drink.  Spoiler alert, they end up in Hawaii, and we end up gettin’ Hawaiian punch-drunk.

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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 12:44am CDT
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Aaahh GREEK Out!  Le Weak, C’est Chic, GREEK Out! A gentile walks into a Greek restaurant and leaves with a wife and her family,(i.e  the entire population of the isle of Crete).  Opa!  This ultimate date flick from 2002 starring Nia Vardalos, John Corbett and Michael Constantine is heavy on the schtick with a sparse garnish of plot. Be sure to save room for some Baklava, or the one-eyed Nana in black will spit on your bride to be!  Ahhh, Love is here to stay...along with her family...in hell!  MOUSSAKA!  FETA!!!  GYROS!!!   
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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 12:08am CDT
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You break it you buy it and boy did we ever!  Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and one wrecked Honeymoon Suite that will surely be in need of a good Priceline Negotiator.  As Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga draws to a close, Breaking Dawn Pt. One teaches us one valuable lesson:  When you marry your high school sweetheart, be sure to get something old, something new, something Borrowed and something OHMYGOD she’s pregnant!  Pattinson may not be a one-pump-chump, but this situation is certainly a one-hump-baby-bump!  It’s like MTV’s 16 and pregnant on Quaaludes…and guest starring a bunch of talking wolves.  Join us as we dish on our very first unintentional romantic comedy!

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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 12:10am CDT
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Valentine’s Day (2010) Starring Julia Roberts, Jamie Foxx, Anne Hathaway and every other form of matter that has color and moves.  Come watch all the L.A pretty peoples celebrate VD and realize that they are JUST LIKE US!  …Well, just like those of us who spend every VD performing a civilwar-esque reenactment of LOVE ACTUALLY.  Cupid has his hands full, full of slings and arrows, but luckily Gary Marshall has packed this cast well over the regulated fire code limit.  You can run but you can’t hide from the cupid.  He has soft feet and small pink hands.  He can smell your desperation, as if it were chum in the water.  No matter how many Topher Graces, Jessica Albas and Jessica Biels you hide behind HE will find you out.  He has rose thorns for teeth and yellow candy hearts for eyes, eyes that never close.  On Valentine’s Day, we will break up, we will make up and we will take up our hearts!
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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 11:31pm CDT
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Hey!  You got your Chauvinism in my Chivalry. Hey!  You got your Chivalry in my Chauvinism.  Two great tastes that taste great together….in HELL!  In this 2009 delight Gerard Butler makes Katherine Heigl eat a plate of humble pie, but not before he gets his just deserts!  I apologize, its after midnight and I haven’t been fed. Don’t tell Mr. Wing.  Mogwai!

Heigl, which isn’t just an exercise you do to make your vagina strong, is a romantically challenged morning show producer.  Butler is a cable access misanthrope who lands a job on her show, all the while landing a place in her heart. He’s going to show her the ropes in the game of love…but careful, Gerry, you might just end up against the ropes! 


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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 2:40am CDT
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Double Double Toil and Trouble/ Like a hell broth boil and bubble/ In the poison’d entrails throw:
A show belov’d by history /And two stars who lack chemistry /Nicole Kidman who’s fair of mane
Will Ferrell with a shtick that’s lame / a remake within a remake /t’will only give you a headache
Nora Bore-ah Ephron wrote this / and should’ve toss‘d it in the abyss. 
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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 11:49pm CDT
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Any Given Sunday, our Field of Dreams will Blindside our Hoosiers by showing us All The Right Moves…for We Are Marshall, and don’t you forget it!  Mr. Destiny just got served in The Sandlot by one lean, mean Moneyball.  If none of this makes sense, then you have just entered the void that occurs in Noah’s mind whenever he encounters sports. Welcome.  Feel free to shake and lurch all over the church floor!  2005’s American remake of FEVER PITCH, starring Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore is finally a film that gives women all the baseball they so desperately crave in a rom com.  Drew falls for Jimmy, but come spring finds out that his true mistress wears one heckuva loud red sock.  When his passion runs red, and navy and white…how can their love survive before she retires to a league of her own?  
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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 11:49pm CDT
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Hollywood if she could…get Universal Healthcare…from Universal Studios that is!  This week we dig up a 1991 Country Time Lemonade classic starring Michael J. Fox and Julie Warner, (who can’t seem to find her bathing suit from time to time). MJF is on his way to Beverly Hills to be a plastic surgeon when he takes a detour that leads him directly to his true heart’s desire!

Dave and Noah are still housesitting.  Dave waxes poetic about his former country mouse ways.  Noah reveals his secret language called Bumblef*ck, meant to be spoken only to his invisible twin…who died years ago under mysterious circumstances.

Noah obsesses over a half-eaten titty cake that was left in a locker room.  Dave talks Porsche engines and admits the real reason he no longer lives in a one-horse town.

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Category:Film and TV -- posted at: 12:35am CDT
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