Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mrs Robinson, Coo-coo-ca-choo!  This week Dave and Noah bask in the aftermath of 2005's Rumor Has It... starring Jennifer Aniston, Mark Ruffalo, Kevin Costner and Shirley MacLaine.

Decades after the release of The Graduate, the chickens have come home to roost...and boy do they get to cluckin' with some hot gossip. Newly engaged Jennifer Aniston has never felt a connection with her family.  While attending her younger sister's wedding, she finds out that her late mother had an affair with a mysterious man who would later, rumor has it, (ahem), go on to inspire the plot of The Graduate. This causes Aniston to believe that she is his daughter.  As she tracks him down, she slowly realizes that she is doomed to repeat all the boring events that caused her forefathers to be the talk of the town in the first place. This isn't a remake. 

Words cannot describe what this is. 

They. 

Should've.          sent...a poet.

Dave has a cold. Noah dishes some "fresh" dirt on Rock Hudson.  And then we dance with wolves.

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Noah says goodbye to one of his best friends, Block E. 

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Oscar winner Sandra Bullock gets OSCARRED Straight in this 2009 disaster ALL ABOUT STEVE, starring the Blindsider herself, Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong and Thomas Hayden Church.

Sandra is just your typical free spirited crossword puzzle writer who marches to the beat of her own cryptic clues.  Her parents set her up on a blind date with News Cameraman Bradley Cooper and it is love at first…well, whatever a five letter word for looking is. They get busy doing a four down, seven across on each other in his van when he realizes that she’s a few Pringles short of a good party. He fakes a phone call and goes on assignment across the country.  She loses her job and decides to grab the news by the pulp of its print; she goes on a road trip chasing after Steve on each of his assignments.  It’s kind of like Smokey and the Bandit, only instead of beer, it’s just bad jokes.

Dave writes a song of murder and channels the ghost of Sandra Bullock’s mother. Noah gets his first kiss…from a DEMENTOR! 

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The best part of waking up is Harry Ford in your cup!  Dave and Noah review 2010’s Morning Glory starring Rachel McAdams, Harrison Ford, Diane Keaton, Patrick Wilson and Jeff Goldblum.  
Rachel is just your above-average redhead with all the pluck and none of the luck!  After getting fired from her gig producing Good Morning New Jersey, she shakily lands a job running Daybreak, a failing morning show full of mothballs and forget-me-LOTS. After firing the host, she has to break Harrison Ford out of contractual carbonite and force him to show us how to make frittatas and report the breaking news of mourning traffic. Luckily, Ford’s old co-worker Patrick Wilson will be there to seductively guide McAdams in the ways of Ford, a “Dan Rather-not!” of a man who BELONGS in a MUSEUM!  Network cancellations loom, tempers are tantrumed, chubby weathermen are exploited and journalists get jiggy with each other... All before 9 a.m!  

Dave goes into a Harrison Ford Fugue state and Noah designs a sun salute routine for Rachel McGriddle.

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Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl star in the ultimate Spy versus WHY!?! Dave and Noah review Killers from 2010.  Heigl ain’t havin’ it when she’s stuck on a vacation with her lame parents, Tom Selleck and Catherine O’Hara.  They fly to Nice, France where half-naked Kutchers dance. While trying to fulfill a super top secret contract killing, Ashton meets Heigl at the hotel and decides to give up the ghost protocol once and for all.  They marry, settle down in suburbia and perform some missionary impossible that results in some serious babyfication of Heigl’s grey anatomy. Of course, every time he pulls out, they keep pulling him back in.  A bounty is placed on his head and suburbanite sleeper cells are activated.  It’s raining moles by the bowlful in a flick that’s My Blue Heaven meets Knocked Up meets The Bounty Hunter meets the Stepford Knives in your eyes, in your ears and any other place you use when its time to Get Smart.

Dave explains how fellas can get some sour patch without having to raise the roofies and Noah starts talkin’ Walken.  Christopher Walken.

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Don't listen to this.  Don't speak of this. If you stay still, Chatty Fatty might stop talking.  

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Fatty turns Fifty and its fantastic, wrapped in plastic!  This week we review 1987's Mannequin, (starring Andrew McCarthy and Kim Catrall and Estelle Getty), a romantic comedy that explores man's ultimate PIMPelicious ideal of a relationship:  Andy McCarthy is a true artist and navel gazing biscuit brain.  He crafts a mannequin that gets possessed by the spirit of an Egyptian princess who died 4,000 years ago.  The only catch is, the mannequin is real only when they are alone. Their love can only exist when no one else is looking. Pretty soon, department store politics come between them and they must decide: will Andy trade his heart for a dame called reality?  A reality that is porous and extremely biodigradable?  Or will he throw caution to the wind and rescue that oversized barbie doll from the world's largest Mannequin shredder? In the words of Eighties rock band Starship

"And we can build this dream together standing strong forever nothing's gonna stop us now". 

Dave reveals what 50 shades of Rom Com have done to him.  Noah simply says "you again!". 

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Diane Lane is DYING to take the fast lane to Johnny's heart!  Must Love Dogs starring Diane Lane and John Cusack is the paw that breaks David and Noah's back in our final fatty four part series of THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER!  

Diane Lane is a forty-something woman who's former husband got the goldmine while she got the shaft!  Her overbearing sister creates a personal ad for her with an imperative that her suitors MUST LOVE DOGS. And while every dog must have its day, Diane finds an easy lay from a sexy dad, (Dermot Mulroney) and an eccentric boat maker (John Cusack).  Who will be the first to bury their bone in this broad's backyard? Tune in and find out! 

Noah retells some URBANE legends and Dave acquaints us with his first best friend Prancer.  Fly Pepper, Fly! 

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When it comes to dating in this park, you better watch your step!  Dog Park starring Luke Wilson, Janeane Garofalo, some dudes from the sketch show Kids in the Hall and Natasha Henstridge, that blonde chick from the Species movie. They say a dog is a man’s best friend, until his girlfriend puts an end to it!  Luke Wilson is sharing joint custody of his dog Mogli with his ex-girlfriend who’s getting it on with the punk rocker who used to date the chick from Species who is now seducing Luke, but he can’t date her because he did a bachelor auction and got sold to this crazy broad who likes to love him ninja-style nonstop!  And every person who is in this picture is taking obedience classes from a mysterious dog psychologist who insists that everything must be perfect come Doggy Graduation. When it comes to matters of the heart, don’t say heel, just say HEAL. 

Noah finally understands why men take pilgrimages to the Champagne Room and Dave pray tells of his stinky-finger days of high school yore.

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Grody and Goldy are chasing one helluva Chevy!  Seems Like Old Times starring Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn, Charles Grodin and Benson the beloved butler by day, managing editor by sports night!  This 1980’s Neil Simon comedy is basically The Fugitive trapped inside a pet store that has yet to be hit by John Larroquette in his blind-date-mobile.  Chevy Chase is a writer who gets kidnapped by two thugs who force him to rob a bank.  He Richard Kimbles his way to Goldie Hawn, his ex-wife who is a lawyer now married to California’s next Attorney General, Charles Grodin.  Goldie likes to take in strays from her neighborhood as well as strays from the justice system, which consist of all her defendants she is putting to work in her household.  Will Chevy be the stray that breaks this couple’s back?  When Harry Met Fatty’s DOG DAYS OF SUMMER is half over, why are you watching the olympics? God Phelps those who help themselves!  

Dave remembers a gal who was attacked by the hound of Lake Crystal and Noah attempts to find out if Dave is a skinwalker.  

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